Years ago some dude approached me in a bar and said, "I bet you'd look good in a pair of rubber pants". It was such a crappy pick up line. Awful. Odd. Sort of gross. But it did make me chuckle. All in all, it worked. I talked to him for about an hour and gave him my number. Then married him 3 years later and had his child... kidding. It was not my Winston's opening line...
But it got me thinking-
The bar scene can really suck. It feels like if you are over 30, sitting at a bar with the college age folks is like being in the middle of a rave and feels weird. A sports bar or cool pub is ok, but you also never know who is single and who is sitting with their girlfriend. I always say meeting people while doing activities #intheloopsingles :) is the best. Join Seattle's awesome activity and travel club, In The Loop it's the best... But hey- it's always good to have a couple pick up lines in your back pocket. And while you are out there in the dating world, a word of advice- something like a simple "Hi, my name is ____, works fine. Followed up by, "I bet you'd look good in a pair of rubber pants", is the shizz...
Here are a few others to memorize.
- I must be a snowflake, 'cause I've fallen for you!
- Do you have a map? 'Cause I just got lost in your eyes. pathetic
- Hey, let's go make some babies.
- Wanna hump like bunnies?
- Are your legs tired? (No why?) Because you've been running through my mind all night.
- That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed.
- Is it hot in here, or is it just ME?
- Somebody better call God, because he is missing an angel.
- Are you a library book? Because I'd like to check you out.
- Do you want to see something swell? gag
- What do you like for breakfast?
- Come over and sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up. a classic
- Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
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